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Versus Meme
modpuppet wrote in naruto_meme
We're posting September's prompt up a day early to give you a jump-start on the competition! Because...
it's the Versus Meme!

+ Pick a character/pairing, any character/pairing you want.
+ Pick a competitive scenario - i.e.: 'Kakashi enters Pakkun in the Konoha Dog Show.' 'Naruto vs Sasuke - the epic battle finally happens!' or 'The Sannin play Strip Poker' Anything that puts one person against another, against the clock, against the environment, etc., goes.

+ Your post most be ANONYMOUS.
+ For organizational purposes, please post prompt pairings/keywords in the subject of your comment.
+ Play nice. This should be fun for ALL.
+ For every request you make try to fill out AT LEAST one request. Give and you shall receive (and the meme shall live on!).
+ Do not CLAIM prompts. Any given prompts can be filled infinitely, so you needn't claim the one you're writing, out of fear someone else will write for it as well. The more the merrier!
+ Make sure to watch the threads you start, so you'll know when your request has been filled/if any anon has replied asking for a clarification of your prompt.
+ Feel free to rec this far and wide!

* PLEASE DO NOT "SECOND" PROMPTS. SECONDING INEVITABLY LEADS TO FICS NOT GETTING WRITTEN. 'Seconded' comments will be deleted. No questions asked.

If you have any questions or concerns, please LJ message one of the new mods (thisl0ser0mega19x or anat_astarte) not [info]modpuppet !

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Uchiha Staring Contest (p.1)

Alright, I'm going to post part of what I wrote because in the heat of the idea I ended up going a bit off-topic... it can be read alone though, so no problems :) Hope you'll like!


Konoha was famous throughout the ninja world for a number of reasons and, let's face it, not all of them were noble. Some of them were actually extremely stupid.

The most stupid thing for which Konoha was (in)famous for was, without a doubt, the annual Uchiha Staring Contest.

Yes, you read that right. You don't have problems with your eyes, I wrote exactly that.

It was an old event, no one knew when it was done for the first time. Someone thought it went as far back as the day the village itself was born - rumors said the origin was to be found in how the location for the future Konoha had been decided all those decades ago... supposedly the Shodaime and Uchiha Madara had a staring contest while discussing said location, a silent fight that went on for days until a foolish member of the Uchiha Clan had the guts to complain, saying the two were taking too long to decide, angering Madara who turned around to glare the guy to death and therefore losing the staring match.

According to the records, the curse that left Madara's mouth had been so foul and so loud that people around the world had cowered in fear for two days, because of the echo.

Throughout the years, though,only a selected few had been able to stand any Uchiha stare for more than a few minutes—the 'Hall of the People who Can Withstand an Uchiha Stare' was depressingly near-empty: the only photos were the five Hokage's, Uzumaki Kushina's, Morino Ibiki's, Hizashi and Hiashi Hyuuga's, Orochimaru's, Hatake Kakashi and his father's and few others. None of it was of someone from the youngest generation... several kids had tried to win a staring match with the Fabulous Starer Group composed by Uchiha Fugaku, Itachi, Shisui and Sasuke.

Sure, some had almost made it: Nara Shikamaru (who had fallen asleep in the middle of the contest), Inuzuka Kiba (who had lost because his dog, Akamaru had gotten bored of standing there doing nothing and had thought of munching of his master's hand causing him to yelp and close his eyes), Neji Hyuuga (whose loss was said to be entirely Kakashi's fault as the older shinobi had the brilliant idea to shout at Neji calling him 'Hinata-chan' and thus making him turn to glare at him), Haruno Sakura (she had the highest possibility of winning, since her opponent happened to be Sasuke, but right when she was about to reach the record-time of forty-seven hours, she just up and fainted due to blood loss - her nose bleeding had had the better of her) and Aburame Shino (who had been disqualified rather unjustly because the judges couldn't see whether he was actually watching his opponent due to the sunglasses who always wore).

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