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modpuppet wrote in naruto_meme
We're posting September's prompt up a day early to give you a jump-start on the competition! Because...
it's the Versus Meme!

+ Pick a character/pairing, any character/pairing you want.
+ Pick a competitive scenario - i.e.: 'Kakashi enters Pakkun in the Konoha Dog Show.' 'Naruto vs Sasuke - the epic battle finally happens!' or 'The Sannin play Strip Poker' Anything that puts one person against another, against the clock, against the environment, etc., goes.

+ Your post most be ANONYMOUS.
+ For organizational purposes, please post prompt pairings/keywords in the subject of your comment.
+ Play nice. This should be fun for ALL.
+ For every request you make try to fill out AT LEAST one request. Give and you shall receive (and the meme shall live on!).
+ Do not CLAIM prompts. Any given prompts can be filled infinitely, so you needn't claim the one you're writing, out of fear someone else will write for it as well. The more the merrier!
+ Make sure to watch the threads you start, so you'll know when your request has been filled/if any anon has replied asking for a clarification of your prompt.
+ Feel free to rec this far and wide!

* PLEASE DO NOT "SECOND" PROMPTS. SECONDING INEVITABLY LEADS TO FICS NOT GETTING WRITTEN. 'Seconded' comments will be deleted. No questions asked.

If you have any questions or concerns, please LJ message one of the new mods (thisl0ser0mega19x or anat_astarte) not [info]modpuppet !

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Re: Anyone and everyone - porn battle  XD

(Anonymous)
Jiraiya's publisher and several of his top assistants sat around a large conference table. In order to decide the Jiraiya's 'successor' of sorts, the new author of the lucrative Icha Icha series, they'd held a little contest. Aspiring writers were to submit detailed plot synopses of new Icha Icha stories. After all, if you can't turn someone on in less than 100 words, you probably couldn't do it in 1,000 either.

The results, though, weren't quite what they'd intended.

"Okay... masked shinobi sneaks into maiden's window in the middle of the night and convinces her to run away with him into the forest..."

"ANOTHER one of those?!" the publisher scoffed. "That's the third one in that pile!"

"This one has a catch, though."

"What?"

"The ninja wears a wolf mask and the woman apparently likes doing it doggy style."

"Yeah, not good enough. Next!"

Another author pulled one from the pile.

"This one's all about a mischievous waitress at a Ramen shop. Big breasts, long blond pigtails... trying madly to seduce a depressed man that doesn't seem to give her the time of day..."

"Boring."

"Hey, how about this!" assistant pulled out another one. "It's about two men who are competing against each other for the affections of one woman. One of them is stern and serious and the other... well, he sounds pretty gay, so..."

"Nobody's going to want to read that."

"Yeah, well the one about the fairytale romance about the samurai prince and a pink-haired princess wasn't all that hot either. It was all foreplay and no climax."

"Probably written by a virgin."

They continued looking through manuscripts, tossing them all into the trash before something finally caught the publisher's eye.

"Oh, hey, now... This looks interesting. Looks like we have a series here."

"Yeah, what is it this time?"

"The guy's got a few of them. Two aspiring artists meet, and gradually, they become each others' canvas as they learn the nature of true beauty. And the girl's quite the blonde bombshell. I like it."

"You said, a few. Did they write more?"

"Yeah. There's one here about a merman and the black-haired siren that lures him out of the sea. She unleashes the predator within him, and they both fall victim to raw, animal-like passion."

"Hey, that IS pretty creative. Haven't heard anything like that before. I'm starting to like this guy."

"The last one's pretty good too. An older man who has forsaken love, finds it thrust upon him in the guise of a foul-tempered shrew. She opens his eyes to an immortal passion that spans the gap between them, and will last for all eternity."

"Sold."

"Totally sold. I think we have our new Jiraiya."

"Get a contract written up, and I'll sign it tonight. This man is going to be rich."

"I wonder where he gets all these great ideas!"

....................

Meanwhile, somewhere in an undisclosed Akatsuki hideout...

"Dammit, Kakuzu, why the fuck did you make me the damn woman!"

"Because you whine like one."

"I am NOT a girl, un."

"Blonde bombshell. That's an accurate description, though."

"Like you can talk. You're the one fucking a shark-man."

"Do not make me hurt you..."

Re: Anyone and everyone - porn battle  XD

(Anonymous)
*ALMOST SPRAYS WATER*

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ILU, ANON!!

Re: Anyone and everyone - porn battle  XD

(Anonymous)
Anon is more than happy to oblige. *bows*

Re: Anyone and everyone - porn battle  XD

(Anonymous)
ROFL I wouldn't mind reading those new Icha Icha stories. XD

not OP

(Anonymous)
So funny! I'm curious - aside from the last three (the Akatsuki ones), did you have specific people in mind for the other entries? I assume the ramen shop one was written by Naruto and the fairytale one was by Sakura, but what about the others?

Re: not OP

(Anonymous)
You're totally right, Anon. The others were Kakashi (wolf mask shinobi) and Guy (about their rivalry)

Re: Anyone and everyone - porn battle  XD

(Anonymous)
LMAOOOO!! Oh My God, this is fantastic! Well done anon!writer!
Great prompt too anon!requester! XDDD

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