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modpuppet wrote in naruto_meme
We're posting September's prompt up a day early to give you a jump-start on the competition! Because...
it's the Versus Meme!

+ Pick a character/pairing, any character/pairing you want.
+ Pick a competitive scenario - i.e.: 'Kakashi enters Pakkun in the Konoha Dog Show.' 'Naruto vs Sasuke - the epic battle finally happens!' or 'The Sannin play Strip Poker' Anything that puts one person against another, against the clock, against the environment, etc., goes.

+ Your post most be ANONYMOUS.
+ For organizational purposes, please post prompt pairings/keywords in the subject of your comment.
+ Play nice. This should be fun for ALL.
+ For every request you make try to fill out AT LEAST one request. Give and you shall receive (and the meme shall live on!).
+ Do not CLAIM prompts. Any given prompts can be filled infinitely, so you needn't claim the one you're writing, out of fear someone else will write for it as well. The more the merrier!
+ Make sure to watch the threads you start, so you'll know when your request has been filled/if any anon has replied asking for a clarification of your prompt.
+ Feel free to rec this far and wide!

* PLEASE DO NOT "SECOND" PROMPTS. SECONDING INEVITABLY LEADS TO FICS NOT GETTING WRITTEN. 'Seconded' comments will be deleted. No questions asked.

If you have any questions or concerns, please LJ message one of the new mods (thisl0ser0mega19x or anat_astarte) not [info]modpuppet !

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The Fastest

(Anonymous)
"I am the fastest."

"Is that so?"

"I'm so sorry, sensei. I didn't know he was following me, I really didn't!"

"Evidently you didn't realize there were two of them either?"

"So you can't be the fastest! I am!"

“What're you doing--"

"Aaaaw, she's so cute!"

"Tachi's a boy stupid---OW!"

"Don't talk to Rin like tha----ow!"

"Here, here, why don't we all calm down?" Minato pulled Shisui away from Obito. Shisui didn't struggled as he was lifted high and perched rather calmly on the Yellow Flash's shoulder. Shisui stuck out his tongue at Obito, who was rubbing his shin. Kakashi looked exasperated, and Rin was enamored of the small, wispy little child that had come with Shisui. The small wispy child edged slowly away from Rin and towards Obito.

"Aaaaaw, you've even got a bow~" Rin leaned down at patted Itachi on the head. Itachi gave her his most solemn look and then glanced at Minato. Minato decided the kid was probably just as smart as, or smarter than, Rin in that look. He also seemed to be asking Minato why people talked to him like he was an idiot when he so clearly wasn’t.

"I'm the fastest." Shisui swung and half fell from Minato's shoulder. Minato caught him,and Shisui hung like a monkey from Minato’s arm, glaring up. These were war kids. They were both a little thin, even Itachi's baby-fat limbs were not what they should be. Both had patched and torn clothes. Shisui's hair was a messy bush of curls, wild and rampant as the child underneath them. Itachi had lost his shoes, but someone had combed his hair and placed the bow in it. A red bow that had his name written on it, and--if Minato wasn't mistaken--some good luck charms both written on it and tied to the end.

"So you said. I don't see anyone contradicting you here." Minato pointed out calmly. Shisui scowled more fiercely.

"Sensei. You've the fastest. Everyone in knows that." Kakashi calmly pointed out. Minato sighed. The boy had no idea how todeal with kids, did he?

"NAH-UH! I'M FASTER!" Shisui shouted, bailing off of Minato's arm.

"Aaaaw, and you have a little bell in your hair. That's so cute." Rin was still oozing over Itachi.

"You know....Itachi-chan's my cousin..." Obito edged closer to Rin, grinning widely. Itachi stepped away from them and snapped his head around just as--

--as Shisui vanished and crashed into Kakashi, knocking the older boy down. Shisui bounced back to his feet, easy grace, controlled fire as he turned and grinned like and idiot.

"I'm the fastest."

Minato was suitably impressed with that little display. Shisui's eyes were bright and he was almost vibrating now. Kakashi was pulling himself off the ground, a little shocked, definitely mad.

"You think it's a good idea to attack a Jounin?" Kakashi asked, his deadpan voice dangerous.

"You want me to knock you on your ass again?" Shisui asked. "Everyone knows you just made Jounin 'cause there aren't enough to go around."

The Fastest 2/2

(Anonymous)
"Come on now, settle." This was going to come to blows, and Kakashi would lay Shisui out. Minato did not want to listen to that lecture from Fugaku. They needed the Uchiha for the war. They didn't need to alienate them by beating up their kids.

Itachi suddenly smacked into Shisui's middle, his little arms wrapping around Shisui's stomach. He peered up at Shisui, little bell jingling. Shisui looked down, placing his hands over Itachi's in an automatic gesture. Kakashi paused. Even he would think twice about striking when such a small child was in the way. Shisui sighed.

"Fine, fine....I'm sorry, Kakashi-san. I bet you're an awesome jounin and could kick mu butt." Shisui didn't look very apologetic. "But I'm still the fastest."

"You can't be. Everyone knows that Sensei is." Kakashi crossed his arms, trying, Minato knew, to portray the calm dismissal of an adult to a child. He wasn't getting it, but Minato would applaud him for trying to be adult when he wanted to thump Shisui on the head.

Minato clapped his hands sharply before the debate could start again. Everyone jumped, his team turned to him. Itachi buried his face in Shisui's stomach, and Shisui clutched Itachi's head, giving Minato a terrified look for just that crucial instant before he smoothed it out and was simply attentive. War kids.

"How about we settle this once and for all?" Minato suggested. "With a race."

"Yeah." Shisui nodded, grinning again. He peeled Itachi off of himself, only succeeding in reducing Itachi's hold to
something one handed. "I always win races--even with the older kids." Shisui tried again to get Itachi's off. "Tachi, get off, limpet. I gotta race."

Obito came to the rescue, scooping Itachi off the ground completely. Minato heard the little snap of Shisui's shirt being yanked from Itachi's iron grip. He smiled as Obito moved to stand near Rin, who was more interested in fussing over Itachi than in the dramatic declaration that a race was going to happen. Obito was most interested in getting Rin’s attention with Itachi. Kakashi....he looked far less than impressed. Far far less.

"Sensei, I don't see the point. We need to be training." Shisui stuck his tongue out at the back of Kakashi's head. Minato had to smother a chuckle. He liked Uchiha when they were little much better than the bigger ones.

"It will only take a second, Kakashi-kun. Besides, if we never spend any time in the village we're protecting, what's the point?" Minato looked around for good markers. "How about we race from here to that really big tree with the funny crook?"

"That one?" Shisui pointed, his face skeptical. It was a long distance. Minato realized he probably should have picked something closer. How old was Shisui anyway? Eight? Nine? Shisui suddenly nodded. "Okay, that one. You ready? Who's gonna say go?"

"Rin will. She's impartial." Minato glanced to the girl. Shisui nodded, approving the girl as the starter. Rin was now holding Itachi, who had been seduced by a lollipop. She had been paying attention, though. Rin nodded, propping Itachi on her hip and leaning her head on his head.

"I'll count to three and yell go, okay?" Rin moved to stand beside them, and drew a long line in the dirt. Shisui shuffled his feet up to the line and looked at the tree again. Minato could see the doubt in his young face. Shisui glanced at Kakashi, who watched with lazy skepticism. Shisui scowled and looked back to the tree, determined.

"Ready?" Rin bounced Itachi on her hip, Itachi blinked his large grey eyes, staring with fixed adoration at his cousin. "One..." Shisui bristled with anticipation. Every muscle in his young body taut. "Two..." Minato stood at ease, watching the child beside him rather than the tree where Shisui was fixed. "Three...." How young was this little one, already flecked with bruises and scars? Already the fastest? "GO!"

Shisui went--lightning fast, amazing for something his size. Minato had no intention of using a technique against this child, but he started a second later. a Second was a long time with Shisui. Shisui, this child. This tiny, tiny child....

The Fastest FINAL

(Anonymous)
Minato's hand hit the tree seconds before Shisui's. Shisui stopped, panted and sweating, His limbs shook. He looked at the tree. He looked at Minato.

"Oh." Shisui looked again like this was a puzzle he needed to figure out. "I almost beat you."

Minato could hear, even from this far away, Kakashi's scoff. Minato smiled. "Yes. Almost."

"Next time, I will," Shisui promised, crossing his arms and nodding.

"I look forward to that, Shisui."

Itachi had wriggled from Rin grip and came up as fast as his five year-old legs could carry him. He tackled Shisui--weak kneed--almost over before Minato steadied him. Itachi looked up at Shisui, eye bright and flashing, his lips pulled into a crooked little smile that showed missing teeth.

Shisui laughed. "All that matters is I'm still faster than you! That's all you need to worry about, brat!" Itachi glanced
at Minato and, Minato felt like those eye said more than they should, and that by looking at him, Itachi was sharing a secret with Minato. Minato glanced at Shisui and found the boy looking straight at him. Shisui smirked--knowing.

Then he cackled like a child and fell over trying to pick Itachi up.
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Minato watched as Obito dragged his cousin's back home. Rin was carrying Itachi, feeding him yet more sugar, Obito was fair bursting with pride that Rin was walking home with him.

"He wasn't anywhere close to beating you." Kakashi pointed out as they walked home together.

"No, not really," Minato smiled. "That kid, Kakashi-kun, that kid is going to be special. He's going to be the fastest one day."

Kakashi turned and looked after Shisui. "Really?" He sounded doubtful.

"Yes," Minato smiled. "I'm going to look forward to our next race--and the one where he finally beats me even more."

not OP

(Anonymous)
So cute! I love how paternal Minato is here and how adorable the kids (Shisui, Itachi, and Minato's genin team) are.

OP here!

(Anonymous)
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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