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Versus Meme
modpuppet wrote in naruto_meme
We're posting September's prompt up a day early to give you a jump-start on the competition! Because...
it's the Versus Meme!

+ Pick a character/pairing, any character/pairing you want.
+ Pick a competitive scenario - i.e.: 'Kakashi enters Pakkun in the Konoha Dog Show.' 'Naruto vs Sasuke - the epic battle finally happens!' or 'The Sannin play Strip Poker' Anything that puts one person against another, against the clock, against the environment, etc., goes.

+ Your post most be ANONYMOUS.
+ For organizational purposes, please post prompt pairings/keywords in the subject of your comment.
+ Play nice. This should be fun for ALL.
+ For every request you make try to fill out AT LEAST one request. Give and you shall receive (and the meme shall live on!).
+ Do not CLAIM prompts. Any given prompts can be filled infinitely, so you needn't claim the one you're writing, out of fear someone else will write for it as well. The more the merrier!
+ Make sure to watch the threads you start, so you'll know when your request has been filled/if any anon has replied asking for a clarification of your prompt.
+ Feel free to rec this far and wide!

* PLEASE DO NOT "SECOND" PROMPTS. SECONDING INEVITABLY LEADS TO FICS NOT GETTING WRITTEN. 'Seconded' comments will be deleted. No questions asked.

If you have any questions or concerns, please LJ message one of the new mods (thisl0ser0mega19x or anat_astarte) not [info]modpuppet !

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Kakashi vs. Shikamaru

A quietly begun game of chess/something gets out of hand and extends from the board to ... wherever you wish.

Re: Kakashi vs. Shikamaru - The L Factor

It begun as a favor to Asuma.

This much was a well established and agreed upon fact. The nature of the favor was still highly debated. One game a week to measure the boy's talent or so says Kakashi. One game a week so he wouldn't have to hear him whine about Gai or so says Shikamaru.

The first game turned into an exercise in sleep deprivation when both had captured several of the other's pieces but neither was any closer to victory. The second, third, and fourth games met with a similar fate until the 75th consecutive hour when the board was confiscated by higher powers - the Hokage and Shikamaru's mother. Apparently both women had grown tired of their excuses as to why they were unable to perform their duties.

The fifth game began in a similar manner but with a twenty four hour rule restriction - whoever had captured the most pieces was declared the victor. Kakashi won. It was an ugly victory that came at the expense of using the Sexy no Jutsu as a distraction against a teenager but it was a win none-the-less. Shougi was a game born of battle tactics and there was no honor in war.

The sixth game belonged to Shikamaru. He threatened to tell the Kazekage that Kakashi had been peeping at his sister. How else had he known to do such an amazingly detailed job impersonating her?

Kakashi won the seventh game using the same threat and logic. Gaara was with Kakashi when the two of them accidentally walked in on her at the Subaku family baths. How had Shikamaru known the accuracy of his impersonation if he too had not seen her?

Shikamaru won the eighth game in a daring display of timing and cunning. He waited until he heard his mother’s footsteps approaching and grabbed Kakashi’s Icha Icha with a well aimed shadow. Yoshino freely admitted her sixteen year old son was no longer a baby but that was no reason for Kakashi to supply him with pornography. Ibiki happily to took notes while Yoshino described what she would do to Kakashi the next time it happened; apparently Iruka’s voice wasn’t the only one that could be heard across the village and through the thick walls of the dungeon.

The ninth game would have been the tie breaker – had Tsunade not sent Shizune to record their every action. Konoha was a ninja village and this presented the perfect opportunity to acquire new battle tactics.

Both men slunk away slowly in dejection to the amazement of onlookers, “You know, I didn’t think anyone could out slouch than Kakashi.”

The older man looked to the younger, raised one eyebrow, then slowly lowered his shoulders.

Not OP

This is excellent, I couldn't stop grinning.

I especially love how you were able to bring so many extra characters in :D

Re: Not OP

I'm glad you liked it.


I had lost my hope of anyone filling this, so I am about an month late - BUT THANKS YOU FOR A NICE FILL <3 Ha, for Tsunade spying on them for new tactics!

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