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modpuppet wrote in naruto_meme
We're posting September's prompt up a day early to give you a jump-start on the competition! Because...
it's the Versus Meme!

+ Pick a character/pairing, any character/pairing you want.
+ Pick a competitive scenario - i.e.: 'Kakashi enters Pakkun in the Konoha Dog Show.' 'Naruto vs Sasuke - the epic battle finally happens!' or 'The Sannin play Strip Poker' Anything that puts one person against another, against the clock, against the environment, etc., goes.

+ Your post most be ANONYMOUS.
+ For organizational purposes, please post prompt pairings/keywords in the subject of your comment.
+ Play nice. This should be fun for ALL.
+ For every request you make try to fill out AT LEAST one request. Give and you shall receive (and the meme shall live on!).
+ Do not CLAIM prompts. Any given prompts can be filled infinitely, so you needn't claim the one you're writing, out of fear someone else will write for it as well. The more the merrier!
+ Make sure to watch the threads you start, so you'll know when your request has been filled/if any anon has replied asking for a clarification of your prompt.
+ Feel free to rec this far and wide!

* PLEASE DO NOT "SECOND" PROMPTS. SECONDING INEVITABLY LEADS TO FICS NOT GETTING WRITTEN. 'Seconded' comments will be deleted. No questions asked.

If you have any questions or concerns, please LJ message one of the new mods (thisl0ser0mega19x or anat_astarte) not [info]modpuppet !

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Sai vs. Sasuke; carnival games

(Anonymous)
Settling a rivalry between them?  Seeing who can win the biggest stuffed animal for Sakura?  Winner gets to take Naruto on the ferris wheel at the end of the day?  Or any other scenario writer-anon can think up.  AU, Canon-verse, Gen, Het, Yaoi - it's all good.  Also, OP finds Sasuke most palatable when he's having the mickey taken out of him. ♥

Re: Sai vs. Sasuke; carnival games

(Anonymous)
All Sakura could see over the crowd was two inky heads making their way towards the game section. She sighed before turning back to Naruto. "This is going to get ugly."

Naruto just shrugged. "They'll have to lay it out at some point."
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"So, Emo-bastard, in which way will you best 'prove your manhood' to me? Knocking over pins? Hitting a hammer on a small metal plate? Perhaps-"

"Shut it Sai. This is to keep the Dobe quiet for the rest of the night. Nothing else." Sasuke scanned the booths, looking for the perfect prize for his blonde rival. He wanted something to surprise Sakura with, and swore he would stay away from him for the remainder of the festival. It was a prize worth winning.

And naturally, Sai decided to tag along. Naturally. It seems the two were rarely apart these days.

Finally, the water-gun game came into sight, and a smirk took its place. He headed towards it, thankful he would not be seen waiting in some ridiculous line for a stupid game. The faster this was over, the better.

"Water-guns? Is this truly the best challenge for an Uchiha to succeed in? Manhood aside, you could have at least chosen something interesting to watch."

At his words, Sasuke spun around, eyes flashing with an emotion Sai hadn't come across yet. He grabbed Sai's hand and placed it on his crotch, which hardened at the contact. The two men locked eyes, ignoring the oblivious passerbys.

"You say one more thing about my manhood Sai, and I'll really prove it to you."

Sai considered the situation briefly. "Win the bear for Naruto, and I will pester you about your manhood after we leave."
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"Naruto, where did the boys go? They were here a second ago..." Sakura spun around slowly, standing on her tiptoes to see through the crowd.

The blonde looked around for a moment and saw the two black heads walking toward the exit, much closer than they had been an hour ago. He smiled to himself, glad that was one less conversation he needed to have with Teme. Instead he pulled the stuffed purple dinosaur from behind his back and presented it to his girlfriend.

"No idea Sakura, but look what I won you!"

Re: Sai vs. Sasuke; carnival games

(Anonymous)
OP here - this is cute. I like how Naruto's all casual about the whole thing between Sai and Sasuke and relieved that he won't have to spell it out for Sasuke. ^_^ Thanks for the fill!

not OP

(Anonymous)
That was great! The ending was so cute, especially with Naruto thinking he could fool Sakura into thinking he had magically paused time to win her something...

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