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modpuppet wrote in naruto_meme
We're posting September's prompt up a day early to give you a jump-start on the competition! Because...
it's the Versus Meme!

+ Pick a character/pairing, any character/pairing you want.
+ Pick a competitive scenario - i.e.: 'Kakashi enters Pakkun in the Konoha Dog Show.' 'Naruto vs Sasuke - the epic battle finally happens!' or 'The Sannin play Strip Poker' Anything that puts one person against another, against the clock, against the environment, etc., goes.

+ Your post most be ANONYMOUS.
+ For organizational purposes, please post prompt pairings/keywords in the subject of your comment.
+ Play nice. This should be fun for ALL.
+ For every request you make try to fill out AT LEAST one request. Give and you shall receive (and the meme shall live on!).
+ Do not CLAIM prompts. Any given prompts can be filled infinitely, so you needn't claim the one you're writing, out of fear someone else will write for it as well. The more the merrier!
+ Make sure to watch the threads you start, so you'll know when your request has been filled/if any anon has replied asking for a clarification of your prompt.
+ Feel free to rec this far and wide!

* PLEASE DO NOT "SECOND" PROMPTS. SECONDING INEVITABLY LEADS TO FICS NOT GETTING WRITTEN. 'Seconded' comments will be deleted. No questions asked.

If you have any questions or concerns, please LJ message one of the new mods (thisl0ser0mega19x or anat_astarte) not [info]modpuppet !

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Naruto vs Kakashi, KakaNaruKaka

(Anonymous)
the let's-see-who-can-make-the-other-come-first or orgasm denial contest or something.

Bonus for when Naruto tops, Kakashi's brain crashes because WHATWHENWHYHOW DID HE GET THIS GOOD X_X


LOVE IS WAR!!!

Stiff Competition 1/3

(Anonymous)
Kakashi moaned, biting his lip immediately afterwards.

It was for a contest. A stupid contest born of alcohol and surging adrenaline after a dangerous mission with many missing-nin. Sexual prowess had been mentioned, boasts had been made, and a sly voice had suggested ways to compete. And of course, Naruto had never been able to say no to showing off his worth.

Why Kakashi had agreed to participate? To be honest, he didn't really know. Well, he blamed it equal parts on his inebriation, his familiarity with being challenged thanks to Gai, and a dry spell that was starting to make him itch for some thorough bed action that didn't consist of Ms Right Hand. And anyway, he had always been an equal opportunities man.

So he shouldn't have been too surprised upon finding himself in Naruto's apartment, pants and underwear lost somewhere in an anonymous corner, and he kneeling on Naruto's bed with his butt in the air and his head in a pillow. And in fact, Kakashi really wasn't surprised at that. What he was surprised at was how much he was actually enjoying this. He had no clue where Naruto had gotten his experience (well, Jiraiya was always a suspect, but the sannin normally restricted himself to the fairer gender). But the boy – actually, the man by now, even if he still insisted on calling Kakashi sensei – was good.

Another moan was forced from him when a thrust hit the exact right spot yet again.

Naruto was bracing himself on Kakashi's wrists, incidentally holding them in place like that. It was a good thing he did that, because otherwise Kakashi might have been too tempted to violate the terms of their competition: no stimulation of Kakashi's member was allowed. Kakashi had to come simply from having Naruto work his ass – any other erogenous zones like nipples or testes were strictly taboo. And to top it off, a clock was counting the time it took until Kakashi released. Afterwards, they were supposed to change things around and see how long it took Kakashi to bring Naruto to release merely with anal stimulation. Doggy style so that there was no chance of accidental friction.

Yes, he supposed he might have been a bit soused when he had agreed to this contest. Not that he minded, of course, because damn if Naruto didn't know what he was doing. Kakashi hadn't even needed to explain the stretching beforehand. The constant background litany of “fuck, yes, come, sensei” was hot as hell, too.

It was a bit strange getting fucked by his former student, but his head was swimming too much and his heart was pounding in his ears too much to really care. And anyway, the next thrust chased those thoughts from his mind.

Stiff Competition 2/3

(Anonymous)
Dimly, Kakashi thought he ought to complain about the teeth digging into the junction between his neck and his shoulder. Then again, there was nothing in the rules to prevent any attention there, and the hint of pain simply felt too good. Yet another thing Naruto had an uncanny talent at sniffing out.

Naruto bit down harder, eliciting a whine from Kakashi's throat and a spreading of Kakashi's knees. Not that they could spread much farther with the way Naruto knelt between them. The relentless pounding in his backside made sure of that, but the momentary deepening of the penetration created stars in front of his eyes.

Kakashi didn't need to look down to know that his cock was rock hard and dribbling steadily. It was a strange feeling being so aroused without a single hand or touch to his member, and if he could have worked one of his arms free, he would have resolved that deficit a long time ago.

As it was, the build-up was slower and more subtle, but he could already feel it taking him higher than most other times.

Sometime along the line, Kakashi realized that he had started panting in tandem with Naruto. Out when Naruto pushed in, and in when Naruto pulled out. Naruto's breath fanned hotly against the back of Kakashi's mask, a tiny growl with nearly every exhale. And the teeth kept worrying Kakashi's flesh, and Kakashi loved it almost more than the surprisingly thorough strokes inside his ass.

Naruto had to be quite close himself now, judging from the trembling above Kakashi. Nonetheless, he never failed in his rhythm.

To be honest, it was maddening. Kakashi wanted to palm his cock so badly that he was starting to jerk against Naruto's hold on him whenever he forgot himself. Pushing back in concert with Naruto's efforts helped a bit, but in the end it only made his problem worse because of the deeper penetration.

“Come on, sensei,” Naruto was mumbling in between bites to Kakashi's neck, “you can do it!”

Kakashi surmised the second part was more Naruto talking to himself than to Kakashi, but then thoughts fled again. He buried his face in the pillow and shuddered at the hard bites all across the back of his neck and his shoulders, and tried in vain not to forget that he wasn't allowed to use his arms. The build-up was reaching downright uncomfortable proportions, and if he couldn't come like, right now, he was going to go insane.

He didn't know when pleas started falling mindlessly from his mouth, moaning along with Naruto's equally mindless encouragement, a mantra of desperate ecstasy. Naruto's hands were tightening more and more around his wrists, long fingernails digging into Kakashi's skin as the thrusts grew ever more brutal. And Kakashi loved it, because he was too far gone to feel anything with 'tame' in the description and wanted to bite and howl and scream himself.

The moments before his release were wide-eyed and frozen as he finally felt the coil spiral out of control. It was almost frightening to feel something deep inside himself bloom all of a sudden, but the sharp bite right on top of his spine shattered the last of the barriers.

The orgasm surged over him with a force that left nothing where it had been. He convulsed and clawed and keened, and he shoved himself so far up Naruto's cock that he thought he was going to burst. And yet it still wasn't enough so that he writhed and snarled and barely kept his scream soundless.

Stiff Competition 3/3

(Anonymous)
When Kakashi could think again, his first thought was that the mess on the bed was spectacular. Naruto had used a condom, but the two of them had agreed that a condom for Kakashi interfered with the rule of nothing being allowed to touch his cock. So there was a puddle and several strings of come slowly being soaked into Naruto's bedspread, and Kakashi's arse was clenching painfully around his sudden emptiness.

Naruto had come sometime along the way, but Kakashi wouldn't be able to pin-point when exactly that had been. He had been too far gone himself. He hadn't even realized when Naruto had pulled out.

Both of them had gotten their breath back by now, jointly agreeing to avoid the cooling puddle of wet cum by flopping down to the right and left of it. Naruto grinned at him like a cat that had swallowed the canary. Just for that, Kakashi picked up a corner of the already soiled bed spread and cleaned the rest off himself.

“Twenty-one minutes, fourty-three seconds. Beat that, sensei!”

So the brat still had had enough time left to look at the clock. “Mmh. Another time.”

And with that Kakashi got up to get dressed. He wasn't one to stick around after sex, especially not with men.

Predictably, Naruto protested. However, Kakashi eventually managed to get through to him that it was unfair if they had already gotten off once.

Yet another predictable reaction: a pout that quickly morphed into a sly smirk. “So you're admitting that you're getting old, eh, Sensei?”

Kakashi shrugged. “If you think so. I just want to make sure you can't blame it on the alcohol when you lose.”

“Lose!?! You're never going to beat my -”

The rest was cut off as Kakashi shunshined away to his own flat. He could probably predict Naruto's speech word for word for the next ten minutes, so there was no need to stick around to listen to his predictions come true. Such was his genius.

And anyway, this genius had to dust off a couple of techniques that were sure to give him a win. After all, nobody had declared the tenketsu along the spine as erogenous zones, and a bit of educated chakra manipulation went a long way there.

Naruto still had a lot to learn.

Re: Stiff Competition 3/3

(Anonymous)
Lovely, Anon. Simply lovely. *_* I'm not the OP, but I highly encourage you to continue with Round Two just the same. ^_~ d

Kidding, of course - this is very neatly wrapped up as-is. Thanks for filling this, and thanks to OP for the lovely prompt! Fandom can always use more NaruKaka, especially when Naruto's so good at it. ^_^

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